But who am I to tell you what to do
  1. Bleach
    Your mom probably needs that to unstain things, you selfish monster!
  2. A Taco Bell Quesarito
  3. Crude oil
    We'll be running low on this stuff soon and it's honestly just rude of you to drink it like it's iced coffee but if you absolutely HAVE TO then I recommend the Amazonian variety
  4. Blu-Ray copies of Jaws 2
  5. Your uncle
  6. Pants
    So embarrassing if you don't have any pants
  7. Reinforced trash bags
  8. Truck Stop faerie figurines