EFF THE PERSON THAT...
- •Designed the remotes for Apple TVsTested repeatedly to maximize slipping-through-couch-cushions-capability. YOURE A MONSTER!
- •Made fun of me for eating Activia yogurt at school this morningDelicious, poop-causing, AND now in the Greek variety??? You should be praising me!!!!
- •Made crop tops coolGreat, now I gotta wear this shit.
- •Ate all the milk chocolate kisses out of the household candy bowlSeriously, you asshole?
- •Smashed my Halloween 2007 jack-o-lanternMy nose design was original and could have been revolutionary in the art of pumpkin carving if my masterpiece had not been MURDERED