IF IN THE FUTURE MY BROTHER AND I DONT LOVE EACH OTHER, HERE'S WHY
- •He doesn't know how to shut a freezer.I don't want twice refrozen raspberries in my smoothie
- •I told my mom that he had his first kiss and specified the recipient of said kiss.Sounds funny but he's actually REALLY mad about this
- •He doesn't flush when he pees sometimesAccident or just to be spiteful?
- •He gets frustrated when he references something called 2k14 and I don't know what he's talking aboutWas 2014 just a really good year for him???
- •There's a lot of resentment brewing between us over stolen clothingSorry your JCrew flannel looks incredible with moto boots???
- •Apparently it's embarrassing when I try to hang out with and relate to his friends
- •We love each other so much and it's just not sustainable