THINGS I WAS TOLD AS A YOUNG CHILD AND BELIEVED FOR AN EMBARRASSINGLY LONG TIME

  1. Firefighters come to burn down your house
    And just wreak havoc in general
  2. Jaywalking is walking with no pants on
    Only learned this wasn't true a few months ago.
  3. Black hair doesn't exist
    Still iffy on this. Isn't it all just various and darker shades of brown?