THINGS IM REALLY SCARED FOR, RANKED

  1. 1.
    My loved ones purchasing Virgin Galactic tickets and disappearing into a space-time vortex
  2. 2.
    Not being able to sustain a population of this size that is so NEEDY when it comes to fossil fuels
    Guys, we are so fucked.
  3. 3.
    College
  4. 4.
    One day having to clean under my bed and then dying of a mold-related illness
  5. 5.
    Death
    It probably hurts, a lot.
  6. 6.
    Getting really sucked into another tv show with 'vampire' in its title