1. Powdered cream
    Like when there's no regular cream available, are you just NOT going to have cream? No
  2. That the magazine industry is dying
    Damn, that would have been fun
  3. You'll never be a child again
  4. nausea
    So faint, so haunting
  5. Slightly warm orange juice
    If you know it's slightly warm, you've already tasted it so this already sucks for you
  6. Stale cookies
    Hey, it's still a cookie
  7. Chunky yogurt
  8. A dirty computer screen
    Probs not going to clean it
  9. Bob Durst got away with murder
  10. Runs in tights