WHY HIGH SCHOOL IS DRIVING ME INSANE

  1. The freshman hallway has met its carrying capacity for smelly people making out with other smelly people
    This has actually gotten out of hand and the principal has employed several teachers to settle these hormone-driven crazies down
  2. US History class
    My history teacher keeps playing these SUPER emotionally charged History Channel specials and my fickle heart cannot handle them. I frequently break down in tears over misunderstood generals. Very embarrassing.
  3. Teenagers are CRAZY combative
    JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE!!!!
  4. Theater kids who WON'T stop singing and tell you that you're restricting them artistically when you ask them to quiet down while you're reading
    The score of Les Mis is now the soundtrack to my nightmares.