1. Pistachio (like seriously, guys? gross)
  2. Vanilla
    Only good for putting things on and if you're going to put a shit ton of toppings on it to drown out its basic flavor why not just flavor it after the toppings in the first place? Just don't get it.
  3. Butter Pecan (IM NOT 80 YEARS OLD)
  4. Bubble Gum
    Wait you mean I can eat the taste of residual, sugar gum spit??? YES