5 reasons I haven't done my math's homework

I thought my first list should be something that truly represents me as a person. So this.
  1. 1.
    I've lost my calculator
    I know I took it out of my bag when I went on holiday, I just have no idea where i put it.
  2. 2.
    The Paralympic opening ceremony
    Are you expecting me to miss this? I missed the Olympic one, I can't miss two!
  3. 3.
    I don't understand it.
    I realise that the homework set was revision homework, but how can I revise it if I don't understand it?
  4. 4.
    My messy bedroom
    My bedroom is far too messy and that is definitely higher on the priority list than homework. I have to live in this room.
  5. 5.
    The Office
    Because I still haven't finished watching it and who does maths when you can be watching The Office?