SIGNS THAT YOU'VE ENTERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
- •Your wife chases you around, swinging a frying pan at your head for cheating, and you're not even married.
- •You go to a family gathering, and everyone now has bright red hair and freckles.
- •The man on the moon has been killed.
- •Donald Trump is President.
- •John Lennon's "Imagine" doesn't need any imagining because it's all real, and everyone thinks he must have been on LSD when he wrote it.
- •Ice cream is heart healthy.