1. Your wife chases you around, swinging a frying pan at your head for cheating, and you're not even married.
  2. You go to a family gathering, and everyone now has bright red hair and freckles.
  3. The man on the moon has been killed.
  4. Donald Trump is President.
  5. John Lennon's "Imagine" doesn't need any imagining because it's all real, and everyone thinks he must have been on LSD when he wrote it.
  6. Ice cream is heart healthy.