1. You eat toilet paper and it tastes good again.
  2. You find the energy to pull the blanket over your head and huff your farts in.
  3. You eat your vegetables instead of carrot cake.
  4. You disable your anti-virus because you want to live life on the edge.
  5. You don't give a fuck who really killed JFK
  6. You remember to feed your pet hamster...to your new pet snake.
  7. You don't cry when you run out of Nutella.