5 THINGS I DID LAST NIGHT THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE

  1. Made pizza rolls at 3am
  2. Screamed "what's the fucking weather!!!!" Many times
  3. Told a crying person that "they just need more alcohol"
  4. Drink
  5. Ripped apart a plant because I thought it was aloe and I wanted to get it out
    We woke up to leaves all over the table