POINTLESS THINGS I AM GOOD AT

  1. Pausing a movie just to take a nap, and then when I wake up I finish the movie
    Movies can be exhausting
  2. Sitting in a towel for a good half an hour after i get out of the shower
  3. Falling asleep in my towel
  4. Remembering to get the mail
  5. Painting flowers
  6. Eating too much bread before my plate arrives
  7. Picking out tattoos with the money I don't have
  8. Making zoom noises when I turn a corner really fast
  9. Forgetting my coffee and drinking it 3 hours later
  10. Re-watching the same foreign movies on Netflix
  11. Re-watching the same gay foreign movies on Netflix