THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING STAR WARS FOR THE FIRST TIME

A new hope btw
  1. Did my DVD skip or does it start with shooting?
  2. C3po sucks. Neurotic as hail
  3. Luke is whiny
  4. I thought Luke and Han Solo were the same person I guess
  5. What are these mean bears?
  6. Is the round thing the death star
  7. Is this the future?
  8. Bears are jawas
  9. Cantina?
  10. Shot first?
  11. Dumb accents are dumb