As decided by my angel brother, but wholeheartedly endorsed by me.
  1. Pam
    Static
    as he said, "Pam chops. With mint."
  2. Mindy (any character in which she plays a confident, smart, compelling screw up)
    Static
  3. ANN PERKINS
    Static
    Grumpy cat face included.
  4. I think he nailed it.