What Happens When the First One Gets Engaged

It's begun. The first friend in the group is engaged.
  1. Pinterest
    Down the rabbit hole of engagement ring, flower arrangement, dream venue pinning. Make all boards secret so friends can't see you planning your fake wedding.
  2. Blingterest
    Aren't diamond rings and weddings just a construct of the "wedding industrial complex"?! Why do I suddenly want bling and why do now try and size each engagement ring that I see in public?
  3. Pestering
    The significant others take the hardest hit. "So...does your friend need a plus one?" "Would your mom freak out if I didn't have bridesmaids?"
  4. $$$
    Where is the money for this magical wedding coming from?
  5. Elope?