Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Why was my pool closed on Memorial Day??? Why god??? WHYYYYY - oh...
  2. OBVIOUSLY needed to stay up on the DCOM scheddddd
  3. Gimme dem banana nails
  4. Because I spit my gd drink out when I read this. #me
  5. This is obvs a must try
  6. Is SZA flawless or is she FLAWLESS??