STRATEGIES TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SINGLE BY CHOICE

  1. Be really ambitious about your career
  2. Say things like "I'm just really focusing on myself right now"
  3. Listen to Beyonces "single ladies" frequently and sing along loudly when in public
  4. Become a raging feminist
  5. Celebrate galentine's day, mostly in order to stage pictures that you can post on social media with comments about how happy/lucky/blessed you are to be spending today with such good friends
  6. If all else fails travel the world in an Eat, Pray, Love scenario and post about how happy and fulfilled you have become on social media. Consider entering the blogosphere to expand upon these thoughts