THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ADULT

  1. When someone I meet at a bar hands me their business card
  2. Having a Costco membership
  3. Making my own doctors appointments. Bonus if it's a dentist appointment
  4. Getting to the gym early with the people-who-workout-before-work crowd
  5. Cooking anything that isn't eggs or oatmeal
  6. But also my dad still does my taxes and has to tell me when to get my oil changed