Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Took this screenshot because I couldn't believe "HEAD" was a clue in my daily crossword puzzle. Also, the answer was "FELLATIO".
  2. My buddy Jeff celebrated his birthday at a Phillies/Dodgers game here in LA. We were trying to locate him upon arrival; not sure what he was going for, explaining where he was, but it was a fun autocorrect.
  3. Greatest birthday text ever from a friend.
  4. I think this one is self explanatory. Amazing text from my lady while I was on the road with Ghost Hunters.
  5. Inspired interview piece from the talented singer of one of my favorite bands - Jeremy Bolm