REASONS WHY I AM CONFUSED

Did you know that "pleh" is "help" backwards and also sounds like "plea" and this is a pleh for pleh
  1. It is 5:06 a.m. and I have not fallen asleep.
    I must awake in two hours, which is rather hard to do when you have are not...asleep.
  2. I cannot find trending lists, my companion in non-slumber.
    I have never said a word on this app, yet it probably takes up most of my battery life and a lot of my emotional bandwidth. This may be a metaphor for my personal life.
  3. I am posting a list.
    See above. Help me. I need to sleep.
  4. UPDATE: it is apparently gone forever and I still have not slept and now NEVER WILL.
    Where does one get this advance info