SONGS MY COLLEGE DINING HALL HAS PLAYED IN THE LAST THIRTY MINUTES
Surpassing its own mediocrity
- •"Lips of an Angel," HinderKnockoff Nickelback/Creed, all the rage when I was 10.
- •"Californication," RHCPSurprisingly does not induce feelings of homesickness while trying to consume food.
- •Something by NickelbackOf course.
- •"Closing Time," Semisonic6:15 p.m., people.
- •An adSpring for the premium subscription, Aramark.