5 Facts About Kim Jong-un
- •He loves to be tickled.
- •His fashion motif is baby chic and he owns a sweat shop that creates man baby sized onesies and matchy matchy daytime pajama outfits.
- •He loves the idea that he can look like a giant man baby and still invoke fear.
- •If you use the term "man boobs" around him you will be executed.
- •An alternative career he's been pondering was to become the North Korean version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. After all, they have the same laugh when poked.