1. He loves to be tickled.
  2. His fashion motif is baby chic and he owns a sweat shop that creates man baby sized onesies and matchy matchy daytime pajama outfits.
  3. He loves the idea that he can look like a giant man baby and still invoke fear.
  4. If you use the term "man boobs" around him you will be executed.
  5. An alternative career he's been pondering was to become the North Korean version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. After all, they have the same laugh when poked.