A Conversation Between a Paranoid Jewish Mother and Her 10yo

  1. 10yo: Mommy, I learned during lunch I've got a new skill.
  2. Paranoid Jewish Mother: Oh really? What?
  3. 10yo: I can fit 15 grapes in my mouth.
  4. Paranoid Jewish Mother: That's very dangerous. You can choke and die. Please don't put 15 grapes in your mouth.
  5. Paranoid Jewish Mother: Also marshmallows are dangerous. Don't do that with marshmallows either. Grapes are a choking hazard.
  6. 10yo: Oh. Okay.
  7. Paranoid Jewish Mother: But I'm very proud of you and I love you.