A Recipe for Disaster

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 but forget to check that you were storing Tupperware in it
  2. Use cake flour that expired in 2007
  3. Realize you weren't supposed to use cake flour but self-rising flour
  4. Wait until the end to read the recipe in its entirety only to realize you're out of baking powder
  5. Think you're using a one cup measuring cup when it actually holds two
  6. Mix all ingredients you do have and put in an ungreased loaf pan that is supposed to be greased
  7. Look in microwave and find the melted butter you were supposed to include
  8. Put in the oven to Bake for 65 minutes and get an alert you have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes