Boot of Shame: Because the Cone Is Not Working

  1. I wrote this list showcasing my dogs "cone of shame"... He broke one… So we tried another… Which didn't work.
  2. So we tried a boot. He's unhappy.
  3. I went outside to check on him and his boots… Where's the boot, Milo? He is like the Houdini of dogs.
  4. He's all, "fuck this boot."