I'm passionate about a few things in life: the Beastie Boys, my family and a disdain for Coconut LaCroix.
  1. The worst flavor of LaCroix ever
  2. Bath & Body Works
  3. The 7th level of hell
  4. CocoNOT
  5. Shampoo
  6. Poo
  7. Something I'll never drink
  8. The Yankee Candle Factory
  9. A Hawaiian Tropic Factory and/or their bikini models and/or their bikini model's bikini
  10. Worse than the floorboards of my minivan
  11. Coppertone sunscreen
    Suggested by @RachelP