Get Over It

Situations and passed experiences I've never gotten over
  1. The birth canal. Man that was physically exhausting and traumatic.
  2. My mom telling me I couldn't be a child actress until I stopped telling my brother to shut up
  3. At age 12: Trying to kiss my boyfriend at camp and him leaning away from me
  4. My 9th grade history teacher calling me stupid
  5. The same 9th grade history teacher saying to me "why should I let you make up the test? You're the ones that killed Jesus." After I asked him if I could make up a test because it was during Yom Kippur.
  6. Being laid off a week after my twins were born
  7. Kids who are shitty to my kids
    Don't poke momma bear