How I Ended Up Sleeping Alone in Austin

  1. I'm in Austin on a 6-girls-total weekend trip with my college friends.
  2. We rented an AirBNB with 4 bedrooms.
  3. I told everyone that while some people may kick in their sleep, I sleep hump.
  4. Which I don't. But then they thought maybe she does.
  5. So now I'm sleeping alone