I Learned From These Mistakes So You Don't Have To

  1. Never put a leash on a guinea pig
    Consequence: He'll bite you and flip you the bird with his tiny guinea pig paw.
  2. Never let your children run ahead of you too far, while Trick or Treating.
    Consequence: You'll end up looking like a lonely Wonder Woman roaming the neighborhood all by herself screaming, "I need a Kit Kat" to apparently no one in particular.
  3. Never brush curly hair when it's dry.
    Consequence: Exhibit A