I'm So Lazy That...
- •I opted for a C-section just so I wouldn't have to push
- •I gotta dog so I don't have to get up to get a napkin
- •I tell people I'm growing a raised garden bed so I don't have to clean my gutters
- •My daily exercise routine is putting on Spanx
- •I consider the ant infestation in my minivan an organic chemical-free way of cleaning