1. I opted for a C-section just so I wouldn't have to push
  2. I gotta dog so I don't have to get up to get a napkin
  3. I tell people I'm growing a raised garden bed so I don't have to clean my gutters
  4. My daily exercise routine is putting on Spanx
  5. I consider the ant infestation in my minivan an organic chemical-free way of cleaning