Inspired by @StirAndStrain
  1. You need something justified
  2. You want to do a duet in karaoke
  3. You need free talent for a video or voiceover because you have a small business and can't afford to pay
  4. You need to redo your online dating profile
  5. You have to confront someone and need me to do it in a pleasant way
  6. You have a question about the Beastie Boys
  7. You're looking for a job and need help networking
  8. You need marketing or branding advice
  9. You want to hear a ridiculous story
  10. You need tips on curly hair
  11. You need someone to be the first on the dance floor at a wedding or bar mitzvah
  12. You need a pet fish killed