If You Were a Smurf What Would Your Name Be

bringing our minivan conversations to li.st
  1. Damn, Hefty Smurf is taken
    Suggested by   @spaghetti
  2. Cheese monger Smurf
    I luv cheese but I think all the smiths have jobs in their names so I can't just be cheese smurf. But if I can, then that.
    Suggested by   @chelb
  3. Mama Smurf
    Suggested by   @Just1MoreThing
  4. Haphazard Smurf
    Suggested by   @krissybell76
  5. Sassy Smurf
    Suggested by   @kate81
  6. Bipolar Smurf
    NO WAIT...
    Suggested by   @siddharthainc
  7. Bitchy Smurf
    Suggested by   @solitarygigi
  8. Cocktail Smurfalla
    She likes to mixologist it up.
    Suggested by   @notme
  9. Broody Smurf
    Suggested by   @raysofnope