Mtv and Other Difficult Things I've Had to Explain to My Kids
Unfortunately, there are just some answers you'll never find using a Google search....
- •Why it's not sanitary to wear finger puppets while you're using the bathroom
- •That ending each sentence with "boom, that's comedy!" does not make what you just said socially exceptable
- •The reasons why my daughter shouldn't dance "like that" at the school variety show because it's actually a stripper dance without having to explain what a stripper is (think dance from Little Miss Sunshine meets Flash Dance meets Show Girls)Oy vey
- •Defining drunk but it's okay Mommy just had two glasses of red wine
- •Why red wine is equivalent to exercising for an hour
- •Why Daddy does CrossFit even though it gives him boo boos
- •How a hot dog is madeI'd rather explain how babies are made
- •And per title, what MTV is... And then what a music video is and then what reality TV is and then but why does MTV not show music videos any more...