1. Cruncle: A cousin who is more like an uncle
  2. Fried Chicken Dandruff: The little remnants of fried crunchy goodness that fall off each piece of chicken. I know... Bad branding but do feel like there's a market for this.
  3. C'Aunt: When you keep telling your nephews "no" to things... This is what they call you. At least they didn't leave out the "A".