Pre Zombie Apocalypse to Do's

  1. Get laser eye surgery
  2. Learn how to hot wire cars
  3. Strengthen tolerance of expired foods
  4. Increase upper body strength
  5. Become skilled in Krav Maga
  6. Run at least a mile without getting winded
  7. Figure out how to start a camp fire without matches
  8. Hoard LaCroix
  9. Assemble a cache of canned food, alcohol, tobacco, gas and munitions in an abandoned but defensible location.
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  10. Have a dirt bike with side car filled and ready to go at a moments notice
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  11. Learn to ride a dirt bike
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  12. Learn to drive stick shift
    Inspired by @gilbaron
  13. Make a pact with loved one to go ahead and immediately kill whichever one of us gets (non-fatally) bitten by zombie - not wait until absolute last minute as zombie infection spreads throughout body, holding out hope for a cure that never comes
    Suggested by   @angusisley