1. Big Mamma's Pickled Sausage
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  2. Beef Jerky sold in containers that mimic dip
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  3. The ghost of this vegetable past (in Vinegar)
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  4. "Look Mommy! Hot Boiled Penis."
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  5. Because the smell of gasoline always gives me a hankering for sardines...bathed in mustard
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  6. I haven't seen this many tiny sausages since I was at that Jewish frat party in college
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  7. Pretty sure this package of Circus Peanuts has been on that shelf since 1987. Who eats those?
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  8. It's probably safer to use one of these than eat any of the above
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