Questionable "Food" at the Sunvalley Gas Station in Andalusia, Alabama

  1. Big Mamma's Pickled Sausage
  2. Beef Jerky sold in containers that mimic dip
  3. The ghost of this vegetable past (in Vinegar)
  4. "Look Mommy! Hot Boiled Penis."
  5. Because the smell of gasoline always gives me a hankering for sardines...bathed in mustard
  6. I haven't seen this many tiny sausages since I was at that Jewish frat party in college
  7. Pretty sure this package of Circus Peanuts has been on that shelf since 1987. Who eats those?
  8. It's probably safer to use one of these than eat any of the above