Questions to Ask My Gyno Tomorrow:
It's that time of year!
- •How can I get insurance to cover a "Mommy Makeover"?
- •Do any RHOAs go to your practice?
- •If it's Kandi, can we get a group discount on her sex toy line?
- •How can I get insurance to cover that?
- •How does a Diva Cup work and what can go wrong because it will inside my rebel vagina? Rebel vagina, y'all!
- •Are these questions making you uncomfortable?
- •Do you know anyone who's drunken rosé out of a Diva Cup?
- •Now are these questions making you uncomfortable?
- •Have you seen vajazzling gone wrong? Do you like my vajazzling? My vajazzling is better than the lady before me, right?
- •How do you pronounce stirrups? Do you ever clean those?
- •Can I take those giant Qtips home for my kids to joust with like they're on American Gladiators?
- •I was just at bar mitzvah party dancing all night long. Is it possible for my tubes to become untied?
- •I just sprinted a block to run from a bee. Is it possible for my tubes to become untied?
- •Have you ever thought about wearing a GoPro during an exam?
- •How can we get insurance to cover that?