Questions to Ask My Gyno Tomorrow:

It's that time of year!
  1. How can I get insurance to cover a "Mommy Makeover"?
  2. Do any RHOAs go to your practice?
  3. If it's Kandi, can we get a group discount on her sex toy line?
  4. How can I get insurance to cover that?
  5. How does a Diva Cup work and what can go wrong because it will inside my rebel vagina? Rebel vagina, y'all!
  6. Are these questions making you uncomfortable?
  7. Do you know anyone who's drunken rosé out of a Diva Cup?
  8. Now are these questions making you uncomfortable?
  9. Have you seen vajazzling gone wrong? Do you like my vajazzling? My vajazzling is better than the lady before me, right?
  10. How do you pronounce stirrups? Do you ever clean those?
  11. Can I take those giant Qtips home for my kids to joust with like they're on American Gladiators?
  12. I was just at bar mitzvah party dancing all night long. Is it possible for my tubes to become untied?
  13. I just sprinted a block to run from a bee. Is it possible for my tubes to become untied?
  14. Have you ever thought about wearing a GoPro during an exam?
  15. How can we get insurance to cover that?