Success Defined When I Was 14

It was the early 90s. Most of these things actually never happened. But a girl could dream.
  1. Writing for Sassy Magazine
  2. My older sister wanting to be with me
  3. Meeting the Beastie Boys
  4. Having a boyfriend
  5. Finding a really obscure tshirt from the thrift shop
  6. My mom not freaking out because my door is locked
  7. Getting boobs