Take This Eating Solo at Denny's™ Quiz
List note: All questions are rhetorical; Winners will receive gastro-intestinal problems.
- •Am I high maintenance because I asked to eat at Denny's instead of the free hotel breakfast?
- •Do you think that guy from high school is still embarrassed about the time we were at Denny's and I knocked over two glasses of ice water and blamed the Tylenol Allergy Sinus medicine I was on?
- •Are those people behind me having a work meeting?
- •Do they refill the same bottle of Cholula or replace the bottle with a new one?
- •Where could I get a gallon size container of Cholula?
- •To stay on brand, would they make the gallon size container of Cholula with a wooden screw top?
- •Why does this coffee taste like it's been filtered through a sock?
- •How much cream will make this taste better?
- •If I invented caffeinated creamer with a slight coffee taste, would that sell?
- •What is that spot on the carpet?
- •How many people have thrown up in this booth?