1. The pay first first model
    You walk up to a counter and order pay; also beneficial when meeting other families
  2. Basic food options allowing for high maintenance alterations
    Like no parsley sprinkles on plain buttered pasta; meatballs without the sauce; "kid cutting"; everything on the side and not touching
  3. Small chug-able wine glasses for quick getaways
  4. Conveniently located to-go boxes
    So you don't have to ask an employee and you can just take
  5. Loud music that I like to listen to
    Also covers up noises of my loud children or inappropriate things they may say
  6. Put up with our food, we'll put up with your kids
    Suggested by @bennyeggs
  7. Small water cups with LIDS and straws
    Suggested by @gilbaron