1. Said to my 7yo Twins who fight about everything...
  2. "You have to share the iPad.
  3. Back in my day, we didn't have individualized viewing choices.
  4. We had to watch one TV together as a family,
  5. Which is why I grew up watching
  6. Miami Vice
  7. McGyver
  8. And James Bond Marathons."
  9. (And...gasp...commercials)