Things I've Said at Bet Hip Hop Awards Show That Make Me Realize I'm an Old Person
I'm at a taping of the BET Hip Hop awards that airs Sunday night. These are real pieces of dialogue I'm having with my friend Nancy.
- •All of these kids are adorable
- •This is probably great branding for the network
- •Comedian: If you're over 25 make some noiseMe: Wooooo whew.
- •Does that girl know she forgot to put her slip on and we can see her panties?
- •There's so much sugar in that peanut bar
- •When's this show starting I just want to hear some music?
- •Seriously there's a rapper named Young Joc!
- •There are a lot of dresses here that would be complicated to wear underwear withI may have said under garments and not underwear
- •Tupac is caput backwards. That's clever.
- •Oh. You were kidding when you said Beyoncé was here.
- •The only person older than me Is @snoopdogg
- •P Diddy! We know him!