1. Can I pull it?
  2. Can I touch it?
  3. Is that your real hair?
  4. What ethnicity are you?
  5. What products should I use on my kid with curly hair?
  6. Did you get a perm?
    Got this question so many times I used to say yes just to piss them off as I knew they were disappointed their perms never looked quite so legit.
    Suggested by @gilbaron