Unexpected Things that Happen When Your Kids Watch Ernest Goes to Camp
- •Your spouse will question your choice in movies.
- •You'll respond with, "Whadya mean Vern."
- •Your kids will start calling their father Vern.
- •You'll find yourself continuously correcting your kids from saying "Indian" to "Native American."
- •They will all be concerned about why Ernest is getting bullied.
- •One will burst into tears because "Ernest is so sad." Which will be especially sad because she cannot pronounce her "R's".
- •They'll ask to watch Ernest Goes to Jail.And then you have to explain sodomy. And to your spouse why they're still watching Ernest.