Unexpected Things that Happen When Your Kids Watch Ernest Goes to Camp

  1. Your spouse will question your choice in movies.
  2. You'll respond with, "Whadya mean Vern."
  3. Your kids will start calling their father Vern.
  4. You'll find yourself continuously correcting your kids from saying "Indian" to "Native American."
  5. They will all be concerned about why Ernest is getting bullied.
  6. One will burst into tears because "Ernest is so sad." Which will be especially sad because she cannot pronounce her "R's".
  7. They'll ask to watch Ernest Goes to Jail.
    And then you have to explain sodomy. And to your spouse why they're still watching Ernest.