@Grosstastic maybe you can create your own competitive monthly subscription website where you sell monthly boxes created by Listers
  1. A six-pack of the La Croix Flavor of the moment
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    Plus a personalized hand-written reminder note how disgusting Coconut La Croix is
  2. Something from my crawl space storage
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    Hey! Im trying to get rid of crap and regifting is an artform.
  3. Meat
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    Being a vegetarian for 20 years and going carnivore, I want to shout it to the world: Meat is Good!!!
  4. More meat!!
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    Do you know what is delicious paired with meat? More meat.
  5. Red lipstick.
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  6. Something to remove red lipstick from everything you own.
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