What I'd Offer in the Mall of Amanda Monthly Subscription Box

@Grosstastic maybe you can create your own competitive monthly subscription website where you sell monthly boxes created by Listers
  1. A six-pack of the La Croix Flavor of the moment
    Plus a personalized hand-written reminder note how disgusting Coconut La Croix is
  2. Something from my crawl space storage
    Hey! Im trying to get rid of crap and regifting is an artform.
  3. Meat
    Being a vegetarian for 20 years and going carnivore, I want to shout it to the world: Meat is Good!!!
  4. More meat!!
    Do you know what is delicious paired with meat? More meat.
  5. Red lipstick.
  6. Something to remove red lipstick from everything you own.