Why I Groped & Kissed Katy Perry

  1. Y'all first off I'm exhausted as I just took a redeye from Rio de Janeiro.
  2. I'm still wearing my happy face bra and it's starting to chafe so I need to be quick with this.
  3. Just now got online and saw there is a huge hubbub with the fact that I was onstage kissing and groping Katy Perry.
  4. People want answers.
  5. Also if you notice happy face bra is now trending.
  6. There are two main reasons why I did what I did.
  7. One: honestly I thought it would make a terrific List.
  8. Two: My main strategy was to draw enough attention to myself so I could advocate the real issue at hand…
  9. @Vogue needs to follow @john