Why I Groped & Kissed Katy Perry
- •Y'all first off I'm exhausted as I just took a redeye from Rio de Janeiro.
- •I'm still wearing my happy face bra and it's starting to chafe so I need to be quick with this.
- •Just now got online and saw there is a huge hubbub with the fact that I was onstage kissing and groping Katy Perry.
- •People want answers.
- •Also if you notice happy face bra is now trending.
- •There are two main reasons why I did what I did.
- •One: honestly I thought it would make a terrific List.
- •Two: My main strategy was to draw enough attention to myself so I could advocate the real issue at hand…