You're an Alabama Jew When...

I'm a 4th generation Alabama Jew. This is slightly my story...
  1. No matter how thick your southern accent is, people always think you're from New York.
  2. You're not quite sure if brisket originated from the schtetl or a roadside BBQ shack outside Birmingham
  3. You gotta be careful which Jewish boy you kiss as you could see him at the next family reunion
    I'm originally a Goldstein and we are related to everyone below the Mason Dixon line.
  4. Your classmates tell you they'll pray for you at Bible Study
  5. There's two degrees of separation from you and any Jewish celebrity born in the South
    Love playing Jewish Geography
  6. The Rabbi ends high holiday services in time for kickoff of the Alabama game
    Suggested by   @michaelsokol