Honestly this is just a passive aggressive letter to my ex-roommates boyfriend's ugly ass boxer mix.
  1. They smell
  2. They lick you
  3. They jump on you
  4. They generally just crowd your personal space, it's annoying
  5. They scare your cat into constantly hiding under the couch/bed/table
  6. Even when they're "trained" they still randomly take a shit in the living room and it's usually when you're having company over soon
  7. They beg for your food when you're at the dinner table
  8. They whine in the middle of the night/early in the morning when they have to go outside
  9. They have nasty breath 24/7