I work at a CrossFit gym. As a front desk girl. None of which requires me to actually be good at CrossFit.
  1. I don't want to be here.
  2. Should I take pre-workout?
  3. What am I going to eat after this.
  4. Is this warm-up really necessary?
  5. My GOD I am sore.
  6. How did I get like this.
  7. I am an 80 year old woman.
  8. Is this really the weight I should be using?
  9. What is a "Turkish Get-Up"?
  10. Yup never doing that again.
  11. Row Sprints?
  12. Oh I am so eating pizza after this.
  13. Just 20 minutes left.
  14. 5 sets of 4 minutes.
  15. Just do like 3 minutes on, 1 minute off.
  16. I can't breathe.
  17. Wow I feel so good after that.
  18. I feel rejuvenated.
  19. I feel energized.
  20. I feel like I could down some green juice.
  21. Fuck pizza.
  22. I will fuel my body with good food.
  23. My body is a FAT BURNING MACHINE.
  24. Pepperoni it is.